I found this ‘tattoo locations’ image online, somewhere; the Internet is a nebulous place. Strange is it designates stomach tattoos “will become humiliating 500% faster than normal” which implies any tattoo anywhere is somewhat humiliating – and that’s simply not true. Also strange that all the other tattoo locations get fields of color on the human figure (apparently doing some hamstring stretch) while the stomach tattoo location uses the ANSI Z535.5-2007 specification (black-and-yellow stripes) for “Physical Hazards.”